If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?
Sex.
Your mum's got big tits.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
what do u call bill tran? stopid noob
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
"Bill, never do that again."
Bill, that's racist!
bill tran
ur mum
Teddy
We have invented the spade! This is groundbreaking!
why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese
Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day.
Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life.
How do you get a nun pregnant ? Dress up as the alter boy
Q: why did billy drop his ice cream cone A: he as turrets
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.
