Worst Jokes Ever
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
My boss had the heart of a child.
In a jar. On his desk.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
What time eeeeeee?
I love having fun.
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
I love you and I love you too. I love ❤️.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
Be nice.
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
What is the difference between a tree 🌳 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive and a tree cannot drive.
I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.
I love ❤️ dogs.
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.