My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
Can orphans go to a family restaurant?
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
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Wish jokers.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Fuck my dad has cancer lol
What's the best thing about a blowjob?
- The silence.
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
A dog talks to a other dog and say Wow your a Hotdog
This Is Not A Joke- This Is Not A Joke
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
