Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
Worst Jokes Ever
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
Get confused with Confucius!
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?
Everywhere.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
What has it?
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
What is your car's name?
