Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Today my toilet paper ran across the road, but it got stuck in the crack.
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
What did the squirrel say to the dog?
"There are nuts in your poop. I found them!"
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.