Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?
A. A homesick abortion.
Worst Jokes Ever
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."
What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?
What is the difference between a tree 🌲 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive, and a tree 🌳 cannot drive.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
I love autumn!
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
Sumona.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
I came here to laugh.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
