Worst Jokes Ever

What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.

Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.

Eeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee.

What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂

What has four legs and an arm?

A Doberman in a playground.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.

Where do astronauts 👩‍🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?

In their launch box! 🚀📦😂

I went for a walk today, and I did a good job of telling what time it was.

What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?

I did have a good night's sleep and a good day today, and tomorrow I have [planned] for a good night's sleep, and sleep with my...

I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home.

I love you, you love me.

What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?

I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.

What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?

What time is it when you get home and you can walk, walk? Eeeeeew!

What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.