Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
About a dog.
So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
UwU
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
What can fly?
Bird.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman? No, seriously, why can't she drive? Because she's dead.
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
