Worst Jokes Ever

Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.

Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!

I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.

Just kidding.

Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.

How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?

Because of the Corona Virus.

Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?

Because they can't be home schooled.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

What is an orphan's favorite beer?

"Fosters."

Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.

But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.

"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't find home.

Alicia was not a popular girl. None of the guys noticed her. Once she got a boyfriend, but then he cheated on her with Katy and said, "You're not sexy enough, Katy is much hotter."

So Alicia took a match, set herself on fire, and screamed, "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!"

And then she died.

What's the smallest stick in the world?

Your man's dick.

What's the definition of rude?

Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.

All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)

Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.

and found that in all the videos his father is...

Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.