Worst Jokes Ever
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
Like if you are in high school and miss school!
Awesome, amazing game!
China should be a baseball team.
Baseball is awesome!
I love playing games.
Hi 👋 I have some good ideas 💡. It was the best game I had to get in my...
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
New.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
A young woman goes for her first gynecological exam, and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown, and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute.
The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful vaginas he’s ever seen, and he has seen a lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes:
"Num num num num num!"
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!