Worst Jokes Ever
You wanna hear a joke?
You.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
McDonald's worker: Order, order!
Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
Dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
My eggs are just like my dad... nonegg-istent.
My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
Bully: "Nobody loves you."
Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
So my bus... goodness.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.