Worst Jokes Ever
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
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Ccdddfrtyyhhgfdderrrrtyu.
Hi! 👋 I love! 💕
I love birthdays 🍰
🎨🧑🏻🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis. We talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing with her about being suicidal. She's been very helpful throughout it. I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.
Just kidding.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus.