Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Joe Mama has a chode.
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
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Koalas are awesome!
Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock. Who's there?
The chicken...
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
I did a walk today, but I had a walk home from a walk. Walk today, but it when.
Hi 👋 ooooo has tyyyyyyyyuyuyu
What is a good night's sleep?
"Good night night love ❤️"
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
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Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
Chode.
