Worst Jokes Ever
Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
Cooper is the best to ever live.
Cooper is funny.
Cameron Boyce
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
The teacher is asking you a question.
Teacher: "If your biggest dream came true, what would you be?"
Me: "Dead."
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Suck all the bread!
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕