Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
She tried to play patty cake!
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
I wish my grass was edgy...
then it would cut itself...
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
Nice 👍
Hi 👋 I was wondering...
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.