Worst Jokes Ever
I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today.
Now they call him Hot Wheels.
Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"
All of them suck.
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
Orphans are really out here taking selfies.
Nah bro, that's a family photo.
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
Herrit?
Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."