Worst Jokes Ever
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
Rape jokes are not funny.
Look at my name by the wayđ.
Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!
"F***, Jesus ate his stinky ass."
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because theyâve got guardians!
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.
How dairy!
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasnât happy. Why?
He had no legs.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Lick my BALLS!
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.
"Guys! Letâs hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
How did we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
'Cause the police found her Head and Shoulders on the dash.
Who gave Jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa Claus!
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.