Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?

Because they’ve got guardians!

What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!

Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!

Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?

He had no legs.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)

How did we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

'Cause the police found her Head and Shoulders on the dash.

What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"