Worst Jokes Ever

What did the window say to the door?

"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"

Get it?

Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.

My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.

These jokes suck!

Why did the school go remote?

Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!

What do you call a group of black people?

A hoodie.

Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.

Lil’ Johnny be dead, you fools!

So, I text my girlfriend and told her I wanted to get inside her. Can you believe she replied: "Not again brother, I'm only 8."

Trump can get banned. The cops can tack him to jail, and Trump go go go go bye bye for good. Trump is meing.

Why was sis afraid of seven?

Cuz 7 ate 9.

What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?

Cassie.

Get it?

Why did the orphan commit suicide?

So he could find home.

What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents were...

Man, I love working at an orphanage.

How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.

I lost the case.

What type of sandals do frogs wear?

Open-toed.

My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I'm in school lol.