Worst Jokes Ever
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
Anybody home? :)
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When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Have you seen the movie "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
Me: Mom, would you get mad at me for something I didn't do?
Mom: No.
Me: Ok, good. I didn't do my homework.
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
"Knock knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3