Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
Bf: What do you think about our love?
Gf: Count the stars in the sky.
Bf: Aww, it's infinity.
Gf: Nope, just a waste of time.
BFF: Dude, come over to my house right now!
Me: What? No way, it's 2:58 AM.
BFF: But I just found my brother's secret stash of Oreos!
Me: I'll be over in 5 minutes.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Incest. A game the whole family can play.
When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
My mom died.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.