Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the actor fall through the floor?

He was just going through a stage!

Kid: I want to be like Batman.

Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.

Genie: I told you.

Kid: .............................................

Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,

Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.

Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?

Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!

Teacher: What does a cow say?

Susie: Moo.

Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?

Jimmy: The duck goes quack.

Teacher: Now what does a pig say?

Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"

Little Johnny's father says if them boys say another bad word, I'm going to whoop them, and Little Johnny's brother says, "I'd like some fucking food," and he whooped him, and Little Johnny says, "He would. I'd like some food. At least I didn't—I'd like some fucking food. Bye."

Why did the orphan go outside the school?

Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.

A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”

My friend has a dry sense of humor.

Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.

What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.