Worst Jokes Ever

Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.

I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

6 looks like someone facing up.

9 looks like someone facing down.

69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet.

SEX Some Event Xaern

Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.

If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.

But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.

The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.

Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?

Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.

Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.

Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.

Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.

In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.

Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?

I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.

Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.

Children in the dark make mistakes.

Mistakes in the dark make children.