Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can.
Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
Well, if someone ever calls you gay šš³ļøāš, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." š¤£š
Mom! (DYM 3)
My Dad was mowing the grass today. I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.
Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn. It's impeccable.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
In jail, why is the white guy scarier than the black guy? Because the white guy actually did something.
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
If you drink, donāt drive. People cause accidents.
If you drink, donāt park. Accidents cause people.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?
GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, Iām giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Donāt get BLOCKED!
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
He couldnāt stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
What couldnāt the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldnāt stand up for himself.