Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
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"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... oh wait.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm getting over it.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?