Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.
Gwen, can we chat in this link?
Prince, are you there?
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
Prince, can we please chat?
"I swear I'm the real Gwen! I swear on my life!"
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.
Mom!
The depressed kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging!
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
I'm weird.
I am dark humor.
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!