Worst Jokes Ever
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
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Gwen only chat link.
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
What is an owl that wears armor?
Yo mama so fat...
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Mom, mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand..... Little Johnny, good! But he's not born yet.
Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.
Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.
Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon?
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)