Worst Jokes Ever
We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
The orphanage was open in apps, but I didn’t see the home button.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
Can anyone talk with me? Bored...
Is anyone gay?
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
ooooooooooooooooooooo
I got no joke.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
I’m just kidding.