Worst Jokes Ever

Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!

What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.

I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""

Thanks a lot, Gwen!

Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."

Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?

The orca Don-tist.

I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."

Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:

1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."

Mom! (DYM 14)

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.

Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!

Boy: *scares girl*

Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"

Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*

Girl: What work?

Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"

Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!

Hey Qwen, it's me.

Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?

Because they have to land at houses.

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What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?

Nothing.

It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.

How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.

GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."

Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"

Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!

Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.