Worst Jokes Ever
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
I keep looking for my girlfriend's killer, but no one wants to do it.
Doin (DYM 35).
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!
Roses are red.
I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
What does BLM stand for?
Biden loves millennials.
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Bored.
Little Johnny's name is Little Johnny.
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"