Stephen Hawking at a Bar

The humor comes from the fact that Stephen Hawking was unable to walk due to his medical condition. The setup implies a typical "walks into a bar" joke but then immediately points out the impossibility, making light of his disability in a dark way.

• Stephen Hawking
• Bar
• Offensive
• Wait
• Drink
• Science

• Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
• I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
• So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store. Never mind.
• Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road? Oh wait, he didn't.