Worst Jokes Ever

Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)

What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!

If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.

Kid: Dad, what is it like to be drunk?

Dad: You see those two trees over there? If you were drunk, you would see four.

Kid: Dad, there is only one tree.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

'Cause they don’t know where home is.

What is a blind person's favorite color?

Black.

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Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.

What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.

I was watching my daughter at a park. She was playing with a few people. Another parent came up to me and said, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun, I said, "I am still choosing." She looked horrified.

You.

A Story:

I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.

Sequel follows...

If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.

It's statistically proven that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.

Question: How was Covid-19 born?

Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂

Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.

Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!

An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.