Worst Jokes Ever
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."
Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."
Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
I suffered The Great Depression.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.