Worst Jokes Ever
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
Suicide
Jesus.
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍨 🍨 🍨 🍨
The mirror says: "If you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck."
The Magic Jewel says: "If you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck."
The condom just sitting there laughing.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.