Worst Jokes Ever
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Imagine everyone being hoes.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at funerals.
Doin (DYM 46)
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
Need for seed.
NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.
When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.
Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?
Because her wheelchair was good.
What's the difference between my mum and my dad?
My mum stayed.
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