What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
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Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store, just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
