Worst Jokes Ever
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Ha ha ha.
Joke.
Why was Michael Jackson fired as a guitar teacher?
Because he fingered a minor.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Approached (DYM 100).
Two hunters are in the woods and one falls to the ground.
Terrified, he dials 911 and says, “Help! I think my friend is dying. What do I do?” The nurse says, “I need you to make sure he’s dead.” The hunter replies, “Ok, I’ll be right back.” The nurse is startled after hearing a gunshot. The hunter comes back and says, “I checked. Now what do I do?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his heart has completely stopped.” She is startled when she hears the sound of a taser. The hunter comes back and says, “What’s next?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his brain has completely shut down.” The nurse is once again startled when she hears the sound of a bone being crushed by what seemed to be a hammer. The hunter comes back and asks, “Anything else?” The nurse says, “Nope. That’s it.”