Worst Jokes Ever
There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked, "So, are you guys ready for college?" And Brian answered, "No way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking *seven cruel hours of our lives*." Angela replied, "Never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is *mental abuse to humans*!" And Jack said, "School has been a waste of so much time I'll never get back, and after these *finals* I've realized... *fuck, I never actually learned shit*!"
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
had (DYM 111).
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs.
Midget
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
Little Johnny's dad was driving him to school when they came up on a couple in a convertible. It was apparent that they were arguing. You could then see the woman pull out a knife. Seconds later, his dad saw a penis land in the windshield. Worried little Johnny will see it, he quickly turned on the wipers and brushed it off.
"What was that, Dad?" asked lil Johnny. "Oh, just a bug," said his father. With a confused look on lil Johnny's face, he then says, "That bug sure had a big dick, didn't he?"
One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
Hi hi hi.
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.