Worst Jokes Ever
What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
Staring (DYM 119).
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
I miss Gwen.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?
You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.
Sorry.
My name is what orphans can never have.
Was (DYM 118)
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.