If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
what is it called when to mexicans play basketball hwn o hwn
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms
A: one is a good year, one is a great year
STOP THE ORPHAN JOKES!
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"Hee hee touched me."
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!
was (DYM 90)
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Stop making the jokes!
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said, "I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we're there, I'd also like to take our relationship to the next level." "I'm there," the boy replied.
The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked, "Do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?" The boy replied, "I plan on getting busy all weekend. I'm not gonna stop pounding her till I'm black and blue. Give me the family pack." "Sure thing," said the pharmacist.
That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. The girl's father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, "You never told me that you were so religious." The boy replied, "You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist."
i wish my grass was emo. so then it could cut itself.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.
