I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Guy: are you gay, I’m orphan.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
Ass (DYM 89).
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
