POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
what did the blind, deaf and dumb orphans get for christmas.........CANCER
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
Yo mama is so hairy when u were born u got carpet burns
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
what you call a indian person not starving dead
Stranger: knock knock Orphan: who’s there Stranger: not ur parents
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Why do orphans not get family size because they don’t have a family to share with
What’s the difference between u and an orphan...
NOTHING!
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
Addison in bra.
I watch gay porn.
