Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
and (DYM 116)
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?
She can clean her crack and sell it again.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂