What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
yo forehead so big u look like aeri
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Approached (DYM 100).
Two hunters are in the woods and one falls to the ground.
Terrified, he dials 911 and says, “Help! I think my friend is dying. What do I do?” The nurse says, “I need you to make sure he’s dead.” The hunter replies, “Ok, I’ll be right back.” The nurse is startled after hearing a gunshot. The hunter comes back and says, “I checked. Now what do I do?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his heart has completely stopped.” She is startled when she hears the sound of a taser. The hunter comes back and says, “What’s next?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his brain has completely shut down.” The nurse is once again startled when she hears the sound of a bone being crushed by what seemed to be a hammer. The hunter comes back and asks, “Anything else?” The nurse says, “Nope. That’s it.”
Anyone play Roblox?
Cardi B has very long nails.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
You can get the park in the park with you if I have park in your car, and I will be there in a couple of hours. Would you be able to pick them out at your house, and I will pick you up, and I will be at your place at your convenience. I can get them in a little while. I’m at the park. Bye.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
I was studying in Turin, and my professor told me I had to use PENS only.
I looked in my bag for pens, and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you, Penaldo!
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
what did the blind, deaf and dumb orphans get for christmas.........CANCER
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
