What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
Yo mama is so hairy when u were born u got carpet burns
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
what you call a indian person not starving dead
Stranger: knock knock Orphan: who’s there Stranger: not ur parents
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Why do orphans not get family size because they don’t have a family to share with
What’s the difference between u and an orphan...
NOTHING!
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
Addison in bra.
I watch gay porn.
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
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