I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Penny.
in (DYM 95)
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
Poor Bubba got burnt up so bad in a house fire that the coroner needed someone to identify the body. So Bubba's two best friends (the three were inseparable) agreed. The first friend said, "Hard to tell, can you turn him over?" The coroner looked perplexed but did so. "Nope, that's not Bubba." The second friend said, "He's burnt up pretty bad, can you roll him over again?" The coroner didn't understand but rolled him over anyway. "Nope, that's not him." Pretty confused, the coroner asked, "How can you tell it's not him by rolling him over?" "Well, you see, Bubba had two assholes." "Impossible," the coroner replied. The friends said, "I don't know, but every time we went to town, everyone would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.'"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
All y'all weird af.
why is michael jackson so weak? 😒😏 👀
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
*fart* 👀 oops😆
what an orthsn favourite movie home alone
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
AOT > ur fav anime.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
