Worst Jokes Ever
School's being safe.
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
Your future.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
I like CHEESE!
Cheese.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
But he could only get 1 trade.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
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Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Akeld: All I want to do is mess with Gwen!
Gwen: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Akeld: NOT EVER!
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
Wassup? (DYM 109)
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."