Worst Jokes Ever
You look like the 0.01 percent of bacteria the Lysol didn't kill.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!