Worst Jokes Ever
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Hey Aria.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍