Worst Jokes Ever
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
The "w" in Africa is for water.
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
A man died and went to heaven. Here he met Jesus. There were two clocks. The man asked, "What's with the clocks?" Jesus answered, "This is Mother Theresa's clock. She has not lied, so the clock hasn't moved. This is Abraham Lincoln's clock; he's only lied twice, so it's moved twice." "Where's Donald Trump's?" the man asked. Jesus replied: "It's in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
O-Block
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
You look like the 0.01 percent of bacteria the Lysol didn't kill.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.