Worst Jokes Ever
My dogs pooped in my shoes? Pooper.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
"Don't worry! Life goes on."
"Yeah, that's what's had me worried."
Umm, what joke should I make?
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.