Worst Jokes Ever
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.
Toilet paper: Ya, right.
Baka!
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.