Worst Jokes Ever
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Three kids one day found a magic slide. There was a sign next to it that said, "Slide down and your wish will come true." The first kid slid down and wished for a chocolate river. He landed in a chocolate river.
When the 2nd kid slid down he wished for a bunch of money. He landed in a pile of money.
Finally, the 3rd kid slid down, and he said, "WEEEE!!!!!!"
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
I'm not fat!!
I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?