Worst Jokes Ever
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
My career is worth more than your adoption.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.