Worst Jokes Ever

When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...

Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.

What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?

A fumble bee.

What type of bee can't make up his mind?

A maybe.

Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.

9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.

Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.

What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?

Home Alone.

I'm going to pull out your lungs faster than Joe Biden pulled troops out of Afghanistan.

Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.

Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.

Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?

- He robbed children of their innocence.

What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?

Freeze.

when is it normal to freeze before being raped?

when a policeman rapes you.

My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!

Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait........

You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?

Wait..........

What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.

Why did the duck get arrested?

He tried to quack a safe.

There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.