Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! π
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I canβt."
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
