What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
Worst Jokes Ever
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
"Ur mum is big."
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
