Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
You are all fucking disgusting!
I got jealous when my phone died.
The "f" in orphan is for family.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.
Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
This joke here is the worst.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.