Worst Jokes Ever
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
Are there support groups for men?
Guys, can you like my jokes, please?
Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Two air vents walked into a bar.
The third one ducted.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.