Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
My teacher said, "I'm gonna leave soon, I don't want to be here anymore!" So I shot her.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving more than once.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long for fat people.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.
She is not “fun to be around.”
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is.”
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.
She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”