Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
Once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. They came to a cliff and the brunette said, "If you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it." So the brunette jumped off and said "falcon" and became a falcon. The redhead jumped off and said "eagle" and became an eagle. The dumb blonde ran, was about to jump, but tripped on a rock, and said "crap."
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
"I want to kill my family."
-realizes-
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.