Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Three kids one day found a magic slide. There was a sign next to it that said, "Slide down and your wish will come true." The first kid slid down and wished for a chocolate river. He landed in a chocolate river.
When the 2nd kid slid down he wished for a bunch of money. He landed in a pile of money.
Finally, the 3rd kid slid down, and he said, "WEEEE!!!!!!"
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
I'm not fat!!
I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.
