Worst Jokes Ever
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...