Worst Jokes Ever
I was hunting at night for deer, and then I found one and shot it. I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
I wasn't cut out for running today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Landing Greasy Grove.
Kobi shops at Aldi.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.