Worst Jokes Ever
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.
The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!
What store is the most public?
Publix!
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
Dog: Woof!
Butcher: Say less.
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."