Worst Jokes Ever
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
One day, Little Johnny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there, so he went in to use it and asked his mom, "What is that between your legs?"
His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened, but with his dad. He asked his dad, "What is that between his legs?" He said, "My snake."
The same thing happened one more time, except with his grandmother. Little Johnny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said, "My headlights."
One night, Little Johnny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said, "Grandma, grandma, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is trying to get into mommy's bush!"
One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.
The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."
Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.
"Death to the west!"
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
Feminists are a joke.