Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"