Worst Jokes Ever
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.