Worst Jokes Ever
I respect cancer more than I respect depression.
At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
These jokes are so dark that their life matters.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.