What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.
